| Model |
Description |
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| Birthday Anniversary Clock. |
Curved
brushed steel clock with all twelve numbers. Any of those
numbers can be altered to the date or year of your choice. There
are 21st,30th and 40th birthday clocks ready made, any other
dates/years would be especially. Good for mantle, table or
office. |
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| Stripy
Tall Pyramid Clock |
Bigger than all the
rest… (41cm) |
|
| Spotty
Tall Pyramid Clock |
Bigger than all the
rest… (41cm) |
|
| MERRY
CHRISTMAS Santa Rex |
Rex sitting wearing
Santa hat with Merry Christmas sign. A Happy Christmas to
all.(8cm) |
|
| MERRY
CHRISTMAS Drunk Santa |
Crawling home on
Christmas Eve. But has he delivered your Christmas present?
Really Father Christmas! (12cm) |
|
| Christmas
Decoration Rex Santa |
Hang him on the tree
if you fancy! He's a xmas tree decoration(13cm) |
|
| Romantic
Rex With Rose |
He loves you and has
spent all his money on this everlasting flower. Holds a sign
saying 'Love You'. Can add a name to sign to personalise. Leave
message in comments box when ordering. (8cm) |
|
| Bunch
of Roses |
He loves you even
more! For all the blokes with no money...a valentine gift that
lasts forever. No need to buy her anything next year!(13cm) |
|
| Valentine
Heart for You |
Giving you his heart…He's
in love. Great present for a romantic couple. (12cm) |
|
| Cupid
& the Arrow of Love |
Firing a hot heart
of love (13cm) |
|
| Rex
with 'Love You' Sign |
Romantic Rex holding
sign saying 'Love You'. Can be personalised by adding a name.
Leave a message in the comments box when ordering. He's a love
rat?(8cm) |
|
| Flower
for you |
Giving you a
blooming flower, he's Mr Romantic in love. (8cm) |
|
| Candle
holder single |
Light of your life
(12cm) |
|
| Candle
holder pair |
As above but
brighter (12cm) |
|
| Dog…FEED
ME |
Holding a bowl and
sign (12cm) |
|
| Dog
Coaster Useful Gift |
Flat as a pancake. A
super coaster for tea, coffee and beer of course. My customers
say he looks a bit like Gromit!(12cm) |
|
| Desperate
Dog Owner Present |
Take me for a walk
or I’ll burst. Fun present for all those dog lovers. I
think there's about 8 million dog owners so form an orderly
queue.(16cm) |
|
| Comical
Cat 'Feed Me' |
Holding a fork and
sign. Why do they always want food? Every cat owner should have
one as it needs no food and doesn't meow!(12cm) |
|
| Gladiator
Cat Present |
It’s the thumbs
down for this mouse. Are you feline lucky Punk?(12cm) |
|
| Spider |
Do you suffer from
arachnophobia? Spiders everywhere. 4cm |
|
| Spider’s
web |
Playing the waiting
game. Hangs on wall (20cm) |
|
| Surf
the Web Spider |
Sporty spider loves
the internet. Hangs on wall (20cm) |
|
| Spider
Present, for Wall |
Hanging around on a
copper pipe, this arachnid is out to scare. Wall mounted (13cm) |
|
| Tall
Giraffe |
Quite tall for such
a small giraffe! (35cm) |
|
| Knotted
Giraffe Present |
Who did that….that’s
cruelty to animals, call the RSPCA. (28cm) |
|
| Intravenous
Drip 'Give Blood' |
This mosquito needs
you to ‘GIVE BLOOD’ (15cm) |
|
| Mosquito,
Blood Donor Needed |
With ‘GIVE
BLOOD’ sign this nat is a very cheeky blood sucker. (11cm) |
|
| Roadrunner
Crazy Bird Present |
He’s plain
stupid…Zany bird. Has been given the all clear for bird
flu! (15cm) |
|
| Mad
Batty Bat Gift |
Spooky. Wall mounted
vampire. handle with extreme care! (20cm) |
|
| Crushed
Guinness Can Gift |
Crushed Guiness can
with Rex the Mouse being squashed. If you think work's hard,
spare a thought for poor Rex. Makes life worth living! (18cm) |
|
| Crushed
Fosters Beer Can |
Crushed Fosters can
with Rex getting squashed. Another road kill. (18cm) |
|
| Routemaster
Bus Sculpture |
Made in steel, this
40cm wall mounted sculpture looks like it's bursting out of the
wall at high speed. One of the great images of London. There are
two Rexes inside : the driver and a passenger, upstairs. |
|
| The
Mouse Run Up The Clock |
It's a long way for
a small mouse. Rex is an excellent runner wearing shorts and
vest. |
|
| Bookworm
Reading Clock |
It's another tall
cube clock with Rex sitting at the top reading. |
|
| Brushed
Steel Wall Clock |
Unlike most of my
clocks this has numbers. It's very contempary looking and will
suit any modern room. The numbers are raised off the metal face
to give it a 3D look. 10 inches in diameter. Picture to follow
soon, hopefully |
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| Rex
Relaxing Present |
Sitting down.
Pleased to see you (7cm) |
|
| Wassup?
Cool Present |
Rex is holding sign
trying to be cool.(8cm) |
|
| 'LOVE
YOU' Gift Present |
Holding sign saying
'Love You' Can personalise by adding name. For him her! Give
details in comments box when ordering(8cm) |
|
| Rex
gives a Flower Sculpture Gift |
Giving you a
blooming flower that will never die. Cool romantic present for
boyfriend / girlfriend / husband and wife. Valentine.(8cm) |
|
| Fun
Coca Cola Can Present Gift |
Surprise… Rex
lives in a coke can. Great coke fan's gift. (13cm) |
|
| Sardine
Bed Rodent Reading Gift |
Sitting up in bed
reading. Great use for sardine can! Book worm present? (14cm) |
|
| Photographer
Camera Present Gift |
Snap happy
photographer with sign saying 'SAY CHEESE!' of course. Unusual
present for the avid cameraman.(14cm) |
|
| Key
Sculpture Present |
Who’s got the
key to the door? Never been 21 before. (20cm) |
|
| Mousehole,
there's Mice in the House |
Watch out there’s
a Rex about. Fits to skirting board. Great present for someone
with unwanted mice in the house (11cm) |
|
| Union
Jack Flag Present |
Waving a Union Jack.
Can have any flag painted (8cm) |
|
| Climbing,
Mountaineering Gift Present |
Climbing anywhere
with his grapple hook, Rex can hang from a shelf, mantlepiece,
vertually anything.(32cm) |
|
| Toilet
Humour Present |
Rex is on the job,
sitting on the bog, reading. Good for a plumber...(12cm) |
|
| Happy
Birthday Personalised Present |
Add your own message
to this one. Can put Happy Birthday and add a name or year
(18th, 21st, 30th)(8cm) |
|
| Rose
Valentine Love Present Gift |
Rex holds a rose
flower in his mouth with a sign saying 'Love You'. Can be
personalised with a name on the sign. Give details in the
comments box when ordering. (8cm) |
|
| Bunch
of Roses Valentine Gift |
Cool romantic
present....the flowers will never wilt! Love you.(13cm) |
|
| Valentine
Love Present Gift |
Giving you his heart…
Rex will give your boyfriend / girlfriend a smile.(12cm) |
|
| Romantic
Cupid, present for him? |
Firing a hot heart
of passion. Love! Great gift for boyfriend / girlfriend. Nudge,
nudge, wink, wink...(13cm) |
|
| Guinness
can |
Popping out for a
drink (16-20cm) |
|
| Bud
Budweiser Beer Can Present |
Popping out for a
drink. You can't separate him from his beer can. (16-20cm) |
|
| Heineken
can |
Popping out for a
drink (16-20cm) |
|
| Fosters
Beer Can Present |
Popping out for a
drink. Rex loves his Austrailian lager. Can't separate him from
his tinny.(16-20cm) |
|
| Carlsberg
Beer Can Present |
Popping out for a
drink. Rex enjoys a pint or two.(16-20cm) |
|
| Guinness
Beer Bottle Present Gift |
One too many for
Rex, he's drunk. One for the road through a straw. There's a
little bit of Irish in everyone! (25-27cm) |
|
| Bud
Budweiser Beer Bottle Present |
Rex is drunk, flat
out. One for the beer drinker. (25-27cm) |
|
| Old
Peculiar |
One for the road
through a straw (25-27cm) |
|
| Rex’s
Buddy |
One too many through
a straw (15-19cm) |
|
| Rex’s
Guinness |
One too many through
a straw (15-19cm) |
|
| Rex’s
Heineken |
One too many through
a straw (15-19cm) |
|
| Rex’s
Carlsberg |
One too many through
a straw (15-19cm) |
|
| Rex’s
Fosters |
One too many through
a straw (15-19cm) |
|
| MORE
BEER |
Totally ‘HAPPY’
(12cm) |
|
| PARTY
ON |
His dancing days are
over for now (12cm |
|
| TAXI |
Quit, while you can
still crawl (12cm) |
|
| Women
and Clothes Fashion Present |
Looking in the
mirror, she asks the question: Does my bum look big in this?
Every female says this, don't they? What answer do you
give?(17cm) |
|
| Sardine
Bath with Angry Fish |
Are those real
SHARKS? Rex prefers them on toast! Present for someone who has
everything.(12cm) |
|
| Computer
Meltdown Mouse Present |
I know how he feels,
but I’ve never used an axe. Rex has had enough of
computers. Time to leave the office. |
|
| Bud
Budweiser Can Crushed |
Crushed Budweiser
can. Road Kill (18cm) |
|
| Crucified
Rex Key Hook |
Ouch!! Fancy being
nailed to the wall. It's good to have a purpose in life though.
I'm always losing my keys, think I should get one. Has a screw
welded to his back so he can be screwed to a wall.(11cm) |
|
| Forked
Useless Mouse Hater Present |
Well and truly
forked, this rodent will no longer be a problem. Contains quite
a lot of blood so it's just right as a present for someone you
hate.(16cm) |
|
| Forked
in wall |
Unfortunate…but
makes a great place to hang your keys (16cm) |
|
| Mouse
Trap Little Nipper |
Classic example of
how to catch a rodent. Who's the big cheese now?(15cm) |
|
| Mouse
Nailed with Blood. Sick! |
Even worse than the
fork: more blood, big nail. There’s a chance he’ll
die. Do you have a mouse infestation? (12cm) |
|
| Scuba
Diver Diving Gift |
This could end in
tears. Rex finds more than Nemo.(12cm) |
|
| Drink
Beer Coaster Present Gift |
Flat as a pancake
but great for a drink / can (14cm) |
|
| Coaster
Football Present Gift |
Has a football scarf
to keep him warm of course. Available in red, white and
blue(14cm) |
|
| Light
pull bathroom assessory |
Great for bathroom /
bedroom. Hanging from a rope (11cm) |
|
| Candle
holder single |
Light of your life
(12cm) |
|
| Candle
holder pair |
As above but
brighter. Great for the dining table. (12cm) |
|
| Note
Photo Holder Present Gift |
Leave a message or a
picture with Rex (15cm) |
|
| Ashtray
Smokers Present |
This ‘Lab-Rat’
is rather enjoying the drugs. Layed back with a joint.(20cm) |
|
| Bathroom
/ Toilet Door Sign |
Reading a book on
the bog! (14cm) |
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| Toilet
Bog Roll Holder Bathroom |
Well trained isn’t
he? Excellent bathroom accessory (24cm) |
|
| Oil
Burner Present Gift |
Still popular even
with today’s oil prices. Lovely aroma.(12cm) |
|
| Tea
light Candle Shelf |
Perfect for a tea
light (17cm) |
|
| Chalkboard
Bedroom Door Sign |
Hangs on the door
and add your message. Just right for your kids to write messages
on. (15 x 6cm) |
|
| Chalk
Notice Board Kitchen |
Not bad for the
kitchen or office. Comes with a holder for the chalk and the
chalk too. Great for someone who needs to be more organised. (15
x 13cm) |
|
| Candelabra
Steel Sculpture |
Three stars hold the
candles and there’s a tube for flowers in the middle. No
rodents in this one (32cm) |
|
| Golf
Golfing trophy gift |
On the tee. Ooopps….try
again (13cm) |
|
| Skier
skiing present |
Rex can ski on his
tail! He's got the gift. (15cm) |
|
| Surfer
Surfing Trophy Present |
Rex is riding the
waves. Catching the surf (13cm) |
|
| Windsurfer
trophy |
Windsurfing present
(17cm) |
|
| Canoeing
kayaking trophy gift |
Rex in his canoe
kayak, ready for the rapids? (10cm) |
|
| Snowboarder
Snowboarding Present Gift |
Rex the snowboarder,
Crusin’ the slopes (13cm) |
|
| Skateboarder
present gift |
Skateboarding Rex. ‘Grindin’
on a nail (18cm) |
|
| Sailor
in dinghy boat |
BOOM! Losing his
head in this dinghy(15cm) |
|
| Scuba
Diver Diving gift |
Shark! This could
end in tears (12cm) |
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| Tennis
player trophy |
Smash hit (14cm) |
|
| Football
player trophy |
Striker forward,
attempting the scissor kick. Available in red, blue or white
(15cm) |
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| Basketball
Player Slam Dunkin' |
Mighty Rex the Mouse
wins the game. What a sportsman. (20cm) |
|
| Cricket
batting present trophy |
Cricketing Rex
batting. Caught hold of this one (13cm) |
|
| Baseball
player trophy |
Great pose. Strike
one, strike two...HOME RUN (14cm) |
|
| Para-glider
parachute present |
Parachuting from the
sky. Looks like fun (26cm) |
|
| Bike
cyclist present |
Crash! Rex goes head
over heals.Who left that bottle top there? An accident waiting
to happen. (13cm) |
|
| Ballerina
ballet sculpture gift / trophy |
A Rexette pirouette.
(15cm) |
|
| Weak
Weightlifter |
Mr Muscle! Weak as a
kitten (14cm) |
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| Strong
Weightlifter |
Strong as a super
hero Can lift a ton! (16cm) |
|
| Unicycle |
Show off (15cm) |
|
| Juggler
juggling present |
I just can't juggle
those balls. (13cm) |
|
| Fender
Guitar Electric Rex |
Cool on the base Rex
rocks. There's lots of the band to collect.(13cm) |
|
| Rock
Guitar Heavy Metal |
Wielding his star
shaped guitar Rex is hoping for plenty of feedback. (13cm) |
|
| Mad
Drummer Rex as Animal |
The wild one bashing
the drums is not a Muppet. (12cm) |
|
| Pop
Karaoke Singer Performer |
Is karaoke your
thing? You sing but I'll wear the ear plugs. Well, have you ever
heard a mouse sing? He's no rock god.(14cm) |
|
| Keyboard
Piano Player Present |
A genius at work
(13cm) |
|
| Sax
Saxophonist Prise Present |
Teach Lisa Simpson a
thing or two(12cm) |
|
| Trumpet
Playing Rex Gift |
He’s about to
explode. A lot of hot air from Rex. Playing the trumpet isn't
easy. (12cm) |
|
| Violin
Sculpture Present Gift |
A classic from Rex
the violinist. Practice makes perfect. (12cm) |
|
| Flute
Musician Present |
What a star! (12cm) |
|
| Banjo
Player Gift Present |
Funky rodent
strumming on his banjo (7cm) |
|
| Mountaineer
Climbing Clock |
Pyramid snow capped
clock with Rex climbing up the side using a pickaxe.(27cm) |
|
| Cheesy
Metal Mantlepiece Clock |
Holy Swiss Cheese,
that knife’s not big enough. Rex climbes the cheese
mountain.(27cm) |
|
| DIY
Disaster Clock TV Aerial |
Fixing aerial. Best
to leave it to the professionals. Can do other DIY disasters;
email for more info (30cm) |
|
| Hammer
and Nailed Clock |
More DIY nightmares
for Rex (27cm) |
|
| Cuckoo
Clock |
Not just the
preserve of the Swiss. Thank god this one's silent. It's pyramid
shaped and will fit on all but the skinnyist of mantlepieces.
(27cm) |
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| Tall
Cube Clock Rex & numbers |
Rex has run up the
clock but can't get down again. Time's running out for him.
(32cm) |
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| Spotty
Cube Clock |
It’s a cube and
it’s ….spotty (10cm) |
|
| Stripy
Thin Cube Clock |
15cm tall and 4cm
thick. Will fit in any small space |
|
| Spotty
Thin Cube Clock |
15cm tall and 4cm
thick. Will fit in any small space |
|
| Stripy
Tall Cube Clock |
Smart mantelpiece
clock (31cm) |
|
| Spotty
Tall Cube Clock |
Smart mantelpiece
clock (31cm) |
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| Stripy
Pyramid Clock |
Quality ‘Feng
Shui’ item, honest (30cm) |
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