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This took plenty of researching. It was fun constructing it.
Can have plaque added to base with message (£2 extra). To discuss design (if you'd like something altered) and message, please email email@example.com or ring 01935 827836 / 0775 3520479.
Rex is made from 60% recycled steel and recycled wood, sourced locally. Comes with a 'Birth Certificate'. If you're not being selfish and are buying this for someone else, you can send it direct to your victim, just add the address in the delivery details box.