Comical metal mouse sculpture, he's so drunk he can't stand up. Suitable for about 95% of the adult population. I find this present goes down rather well with a 4 pack. The sign can be personalised for no extra cost (BEER, WINE, CIDER and GUINNESS are the most popular along with the person's name): leave a details when ordering (not too long please!).
Rex is made from partly recycled steel, sourced locally. Comes gift wrapped in his own nest / box (breathing holes included)with a 'Birth Certificate'. If you're not being selfish and are buying this for someone else, you can send it direct to your victim, just add the address in the delivery details box.