You have the choice of a boy or girl rodent and can too (Fosters, Bud, Heineken). Please allow me some time to drink the beer as I hate rushing. This sculpture has become very popular recently, causing me problems in the morning. Stop buying this sculpture now! If you do want to continue kill me slowly, leave details in information box when ordering. You can have any writing on the sign to include someone's name,age or personal message too.
Rex is fixed to the can and will not be moved!
Rex is made from partly recycled steel, sourced locally. Comes gift wrapped in his own nest / box (breathing holes included)with a 'Birth Certificate'. If you're not being selfish and are buying this for someone else, you can send it direct to your victim, just add the address in the delivery details box.