Knock before entering....in this comic sculpture, someone's getting an earful! She holds a sign (ready to be personalised) and her skirt is hanging around her ankles. 

She's welded from partly recycled steel, near Glastonbury, Somerset.

About 12cm tall, she comes in her own box with special breathing holes.

I have a stall near the Bandstand....look out for a blue flag with a funny mouse on it.