Even worse than the fork: more blood, big nail. Do you have a mouse infestation? If so, this is the perfect antidote: on seeing this, any mouse will run a mile! (12cm)
Rex is made from partly recycled steel, sourced locally. Comes gift wrapped in his own nest / box (breathing holes included, although fairly pointless for a nailed rodent)with a 'Birth Certificate'. If you're not being selfish and are buying this for someone else, you can send it direct to your victim, just add the address in the delivery details box.